Darkotic Slattering  Zombie Targets

If'n yer gettin tired of shootin' up that 64 Chevy ya got sittin' on blocks in yer backyard, have we got the solution fer you. There's a new product out ther called Darkotics Splattering Targets. They got everything from them creepy crawlies to zombie animals and even some zombie humans. With the splattering effect, it lets ya clearly see yer shots from short or even long distances. I've spent many a days shootin' anything I had layin round the back of the truck and decided I wanted to be practicin' for the zombie apocalypse. We was all shootin' this thing up with all kinda guns to prove that all calibers would activate the splatter effect. Sure nuf they did. Another great feature is if'n yer want'a brag, they got a special website t'add yer pictures for the whole internet t'see. In the picture don't mind them strays on the paper, we had one two many o them dang beers to keep shootin' straight.   I give it a 6 beer rating!! Just remember," It ain't verified, unless it's redneck verified."

The Tipton Gun Butler

Boy lemme tell you what, this gun butler from Tipton will change the way you clean guns! This caddie will keep yer dagum dogs from chewin up yer gun parts, and get you back on the couch with a cold beer and yer hand down yer pants faster than you can say whisker biscuit! No more gettin yelled at fer strippin down yer shotgun in bed. This dang thing comes with a carry handle and two sticky crotches to keep your gun in place. There’s a ton of places to hold stuff like yer screwdriver and yer lighter, heck you could even wrap one of those dang holes in tin foil and use it as an ashtray. Shoot, that’s what I did! The one problem with this thing is that there aint a place to hold yer beer, but then again that’s what yer hand is fer. This thing is the Mr. Belvedere of gun caddies! I give it a 5 beer rating! Just remember, “It aint verified, unless its Redneck verified!” 

Northeast Products Heat-A-Seat

Northeast Products Heat-A-Seat

Shewt, this product right here is one o' them things yall need if yain't got a chair to be sittin' on for those long cold days of huntin'.  It may just look like some regular ol' piece a foam, but that's where yer wrong. I spent many a days sittin on the cold hard ground hating life thinkin' bout sittin' in the whitey tighties on the nice warm couch huntin' deer on them fancy game machines. Once I got one of these, it was no big deal to spend a day sittin' under a tree waitin' for those coyotes to come in. Heck, I even took a dadgum nap after a hard night of hittin' the cold ones sittin' in the cold on this thing. This thing get's your cheeks so warm it makes a fart feel like a cool breeze. This Heat-A-Seat is a 6 pack American made redneck verified product. Remember,"It ain't verified until it's redneck verified." 

Quaker Boy Rattle Master Pro

Well the folks up at Quaker Boy have dun come up with everything! Yer probly sittin there thinkin “why fix somthin that aint broke, why not just use the sheds that you found last year?” Well I’ll tell you why! My brother Daryl was getting out of his blind last year and slipped and falled and them cotton-picken antlers stuck him right in the keester! He still shudders when he hears the sound of antlers clackin. Well I got on that world wide web and found this Rattle Master Pro and thought I would give it a whirl. The Rattle Master Pro comes in a fancy camo mesh bag and has an elastic strap to keep it quiet when ya aint using it. Lemme tell you, I didn’t use the strap my first time out and two deer followed me right into Wal-Mart. So keep it strapped when ya aint using it. The call has sum wood pieces and a carbon rod mix to give ya that antler crackin sound yer lookin fer. One of the best things about this call is that it’s made right here in the dagum U.S of A! That’s right, American made! I give this call a full 6 pack rating! Go pick one up today, and remember, “It aint verified, until its Redneck verified.”

Shewt, I'll tell you what, we are here to give you a dadgum down to earth product review that you can trust. The problem now a days is that any feller with fingers and computer can give a review of product without taking one them there fancy IQ test. If yer wanting a product review that won't leave ya up a creek keep reading.  Just remember; "It aint verified, if it aint Redneck verified."