Redneck reviewer's comin back at ya fer another great review! This time wer reviewin the new ATI FX45 Fatboy. Fer starter's the name made this a must to be in my gun collection and the fact that it's got a double stacked .45 magazine that holds 12 rounds. Even though this gun is double stacked, the built in grips makes this gun narrower than a standard 1911 by .095 inches. It makes it great for smaller handed people such as females and midgets that need ta get a good grip on this Fatboy. The only down side so fer is that when yer really lettin' her rip, some of them casing'll come back and get ya right in the noggin. That only happened about 6 times in a little over 250 rounds. With an unsupported accuracy test, I was able to have a row of 3 out of 4 bullets touchin at a distance of 25ft. With an ejector job and a trigger job since the gun would be apart but not really necessary would make this a 6 beer gun, but with the one main issue of casings flying at yer face, I give this one a 4 beer gun. "Just remember, It aint verified if it aint redneck verified"
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Today's review is gonna be coverin' that fancy new ammo that Herter's come out with. It's the Herter's Select Grade TNJ ammo and was tested in the new ATI FX Fatboy. It's them fancy blue nylon coated bullets in some o' that aluminum casing. Sure does look perty but ain't nothin to be writin home about. I took the ATI Fatboy out to the field ta test this new ammo and here's what I got. The second shot made my gun look like it had one a those diesel exhaust stack things, but that was the only issue after 48 rounds. The groupin was pretty good fer what yer payin'. For this ammo, I'd give it a 2 beer rating cuz by the time ya get yer gun cleaned ya done drank the other 4. It took about 15 minutes a cleanin' to get the barrel lookin new again. Remember, "It aint verified unless its redneck verified."
Friday, January 27, 2012
If'n yer gettin tired of shootin' up that 64 Chevy ya got sittin' on blocks in yer backyard, have we got the solution fer you. There's a new product out ther called Darkotics Splattering Targets. They got everything from them creepy crawlies to zombie animals and even some zombie humans. With the splattering effect, it lets ya clearly see yer shots from short or even long distances. I've spent many a days shootin' anything I had layin round the back of the truck and decided I wanted to be practicin' for the zombie apocalypse. We was all shootin' this thing up with all kinda guns to prove that all calibers would activate the splatter effect. Sure nuf they did. Another great feature is if'n yer want'a brag, they got a special website t'add yer pictures for the whole internet t'see. In the picture don't mind them strays on the paper, we had one two many o them dang beers to keep shootin' straight. I give it a 6 beer rating!! Just remember," It ain't verified, unless it's redneck verified."
Monday, January 23, 2012
The Tipton Gun Butler
Boy lemme tell you what, this gun butler from Tipton will change the way you clean guns! This caddie will keep yer dagum dogs from chewin up yer gun parts, and get you back on the couch with a cold beer and yer hand down yer pants faster than you can say whisker biscuit! No more gettin yelled at fer strippin down yer shotgun in bed. This dang thing comes with a carry handle and two sticky crotches to keep your gun in place. There’s a ton of places to hold stuff like yer screwdriver and yer lighter, heck you could even wrap one of those dang holes in tin foil and use it as an ashtray. Shoot, that’s what I did! The one problem with this thing is that there aint a place to hold yer beer, but then again that’s what yer hand is fer. This thing is the Mr. Belvedere of gun caddies! I give it a 5 beer rating! Just remember, “It aint verified, unless its Redneck verified!”
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Northeast Products Heat-A-Seat
Shewt, this product right here is one o' them things yall need if yain't got a chair to be sittin' on for those long cold days of huntin'. It may just look like some regular ol' piece a foam, but that's where yer wrong. I spent many a days sittin on the cold hard ground hating life thinkin' bout sittin' in the whitey tighties on the nice warm couch huntin' deer on them fancy game machines. Once I got one of these, it was no big deal to spend a day sittin' under a tree waitin' for those coyotes to come in. Heck, I even took a dadgum nap after a hard night of hittin' the cold ones sittin' in the cold on this thing. This thing get's your cheeks so warm it makes a fart feel like a cool breeze. This Heat-A-Seat is a 6 pack American made redneck verified product. Remember,"It ain't verified until it's redneck verified."
Monday, January 16, 2012
Quaker Boy Rattle Master Pro
Well the folks up at Quaker Boy have dun come up with everything! Yer probly sittin there thinkin “why fix somthin that aint broke, why not just use the sheds that you found last year?” Well I’ll tell you why! My brother Daryl was getting out of his blind last year and slipped and falled and them cotton-picken antlers stuck him right in the keester! He still shudders when he hears the sound of antlers clackin. Well I got on that world wide web and found this Rattle Master Pro and thought I would give it a whirl. The Rattle Master Pro comes in a fancy camo mesh bag and has an elastic strap to keep it quiet when ya aint using it. Lemme tell you, I didn’t use the strap my first time out and two deer followed me right into Wal-Mart. So keep it strapped when ya aint using it. The call has sum wood pieces and a carbon rod mix to give ya that antler crackin sound yer lookin fer. One of the best things about this call is that it’s made right here in the dagum U.S of A! That’s right, American made! I give this call a full 6 pack rating! Go pick one up today, and remember, “It aint verified, until its Redneck verified.”
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Shewt, I'll tell you what, we are here to give you a dadgum down to earth product review that you can trust. The problem now a days is that any feller with fingers and computer can give a review of product without taking one them there fancy IQ test. If yer wanting a product review that won't leave ya up a creek keep reading. Just remember; "It aint verified, if it aint Redneck verified."