The Tipton Gun Butler

Boy lemme tell you what, this gun butler from Tipton will change the way you clean guns! This caddie will keep yer dagum dogs from chewin up yer gun parts, and get you back on the couch with a cold beer and yer hand down yer pants faster than you can say whisker biscuit! No more gettin yelled at fer strippin down yer shotgun in bed. This dang thing comes with a carry handle and two sticky crotches to keep your gun in place. There’s a ton of places to hold stuff like yer screwdriver and yer lighter, heck you could even wrap one of those dang holes in tin foil and use it as an ashtray. Shoot, that’s what I did! The one problem with this thing is that there aint a place to hold yer beer, but then again that’s what yer hand is fer. This thing is the Mr. Belvedere of gun caddies! I give it a 5 beer rating! Just remember, “It aint verified, unless its Redneck verified!”